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4 ;"SHORT AND SNAPPY TALES OF DEATH!";
4 ;" ";
3 ;"of: CEREBRAL":
3 ;"WITH 'SOME' TEXT FROM ORSON!";#0
3 ;"THIS IS THE SECOND 'INTRO'"'
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2 ;7;7;5;5;0;000
2 ;"The End."
2 ;"AMAZING TEXT FROM DOK!";
2 23637+256*
2 222244447799
2 ,a;" MAY 1995 REMIX":
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1 we enjoyed this demo
1 vicious 'a$'
1 vented a humungus, 3 inch devic
1 ve completley forgotteno
1 ve completley forgotten
1 ve actually been bother*
1 uppose he'll still feel
1 tunes were
1 train-spotter
1 top-of-the-lis
1 those people
1 these babboons lived.r
1 thanx amQ'
1 te in here
1 t's minej5
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1 skooze meh
1 should be good
1 sh new topicA
1 s only pla
1 s dok's familyX
1 s digestive biscuf
1 s bloody soundtracker"
1 room scream
1 rng box again
1 re holdingg
1 r text allowance
1 r neighbours put down
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1 ou've got about
1 ote program
1 orgot aboum
1 or bogie + l.ah
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1 oh, okay6
1 oh piss off
1 o had to program it all
1 no i didnt
1 nimal chew
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1 my scroller in part 3
1 mumble ouc
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1 ly stupid excuse
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1 len from c64 games
1 in my house
1 i've just stopped bleedingb4
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1 huge bulky piec
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1 ]well, because this
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1 ]stuff, as1 ]jus0
1 ]sod offEX]right peopleg
1 ]probably our first demo where we havent gone around acting like complete and ut{
1 ]paper for
1 ]orson: piss
1 ]ly insaneQ
1 ]hi'6]my name
1 ]get to the next part....!@]bye
1 ]fuck is that!!???
1 ]fat boy rubber cheeks ovk
1 ]e.s.i, mqm, womo,
1 ]dynastie, agent-x, iI
1 ]drivveled on enough
1 ]contact usX
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1 ]USED ITI"]WE COULDNT RESIST
1 ]TO BE TOO L
1 ]THERE IS TWO@
1 ]SIBLE 8 PIXEL HIGH
1 ]S?(] IN MEMORY '
1 ]Q+]S YET?(AUGUST/94)
1 ]ORK 'SORT OP
1 ]OF TOTAL ECLIPSD
1 ]MORE a]KNUCKLE GIRLS: HI AMY+CLAIR
1 ]METIME AFTER
1 ]MAD FOOLD
1 ]KINDLY OFFERED6
1 ]KE-VER-MOOCH
1 ]IS A TASWORD 2 FILE,
1 ]INSULT Io
1 ]FOR MY AMAZING
1 ]EYBOARD BACK|
1 ]DDRESS IS
1 ]AWAKEe/]&
1 ]ANY PLANS
1 ]ANDY DAVIS
1 ]AN ACTUAL PART
1 ]ALSO CONTACT US IFg
1 ]ACEEECA>@A
1 ]ABOUT SEPTEMBERE
1 ]A GUEST9=]IN BOGIE+LA'S NEW
1 ]222244447799
1 ]-BY-SIDE' AND YOU SAVE IT AS ONE PIECE OF CODE
1 ](zeus + gens)
1 ]'decrunching' mean????a
1 ]&_d$$c&__e$c__
1 ] wait tilljS]
1 ] SAME MESSAGg
1 ] OR SOMETHING, SEE YA!
1 ] GETS RELEASED,
1 ] FIRST"+]GOO
1 ] %]pleas~
1 ] press enter
1 [~THAT'S BETTER!sj
1 Y] YEAH, BUT THIS SCROLLER
1 YOU'RE A WAFFL
1 YEAH I SUPPOSE
1 Y OWN HOME-BREW_
1 XPLOSION...
1 WORD-PROCESSO7
1 WITH WHICH
1 WHERE DA LIGHTS?
1 WELL, SEE OUR FIRST TWO DEMOS FOR INFO ABOUT HIMf$
1 WELL, ERM,
1 WE REALLY2
1 WANT TO BUY A
1 Uu&]er, okay, her
1 UZI NINE MILLIME6
1 USUAL UNITED MIND ADRESS TO SWAP DEMOS
1 U NEVER DRINK A BOTTLE OF METHS AN8
1 T]++++DM"n
1 TOR DEATH-
1 TOASTER HAS JUST STARTED TO
1 TO TYPE IN 'HID' OKA,
1 TO SAY MERRY+
1 TO PUT UP WITH,
1 TO AN END.
1 TIME MACHINE
1 TILL TOOK IT
1 THS HIDDEN PART,
1 THIS RESULY
1 THEN THERE WAS FIVE,
1 THE WAY!!!1
1 TASTES WORSB
1 TALK ABOUT MUFFINS
1 T o B o S - F P
1 T IMPLODED
1 SWERED "HULL
1 STOP HASSELING ME
1 STITCHES, DV
1 STILL WATCHING
1 SOUNDTRACKER,
1 SONG BY ST COMPILE>
1 SOMEONE MUST HAVE
1 SI-CO, 12 MILLER AVENUE
1 SEEMS LIKE
1 SEE YOU AGAIN SOONo#
1 SE CRAP STARS`5
1 SE 'ASCII' CODE THINGYS
1 SCHITZOPHRENIC
1 S$=S$+"WORK IN OUR NEW IMPROVED 'WHITER THAN WHITE' VERSION AND IF YOU WANT A COPY OF IT THEN YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO SEND US A TAPE WITH 'GIVE US YER CRAP DEMOS YOU LOOSERS' WRITTEN ON IT WELL THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE HAD BEEN TAKEN TO HOSPITAL IN A TUPPERWARE BOX!!!! THAT WILL KEEP HIM FRESH AS A DAISY FOR DAYS YOU KNOW!!!! AND WHO AM I??? I AM THE MEGA POWERFULL DOKTOR DEATH!!!!"
1 S$=S$+"WELL OK THEN MAYBE NOT ORSON!!!! hohohoho the frag bomb seems to have superglued all of my mollecules back together and i am back to normall once more you evil man you!!! ERM OK THEN FINE ANYWAY YOU CAN SOD OFF AS THIS IS MY INTRO AND I WANT TO WRITE SOME STUFF oh what are you going to do about it then arsehole??? I AM GOING TO SET ANIMAL ON TO YOU no you wouldnt would you??? you"
1 S$=S$+"GIVE THEM UP OHHH VERDAMT!!! I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT OK I HAVE READ THE LAST ISSUE OF YOUR SINCLAIR OK ORSON i knew you would crack eventually hahahaha you owe me a tenner buddy boy!!! OHHH WELL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT I MAY AS WELL GO AND BEAT UP ANIMAL!!! his name is andrew ANIMAL andrew ANIMAL andrew ANIMAL animal I AM GLAD YOU AGREE WITH ME ORSON HOHOHO dammit i always fall or dat one OHH FUCK OFF i think "
1 S$=S$+"CK OFF cant i finnish one sente FUCK OFF ce even ha ha i did iFUCK OFF bastard!!!! i am goi FUCK OFF ng AHHH THATS BETTER HE IS GONE AT LAST I GET SOME MORE TEXT AND NOW I CAN ERM GO!!! NO MAYBE NOT THEN I KNOW WHAT!!! I WILL PUT IN MY OWN LOAD OF SPECIAL THANK-YOU-SO-VERY-MUCHES TO E-3 AND THE KNUCKLE GIRLS I THINK THAT MORE SPECCY USERS SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND TRY AND DO SOME REALLY COOL STUFF TO SHOW THAT BRITTISH"
1 S$=S$+".... SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-MUNGUS-WRAP-O-VISION (*2) BYE PEOPLE HAHAHA I'LL BE BACK OHH FUCK I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT PHRASE SOD OFF YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
1 S$=S$+" that this 'fuck off' joke is now over used i now ban you from saying it in this demo!!! FUCK OFF thuddd i told you not to say that!!! M SRRY RSN what ohh let me pull your head back out of this wall un thud I AM SORY ORSON HEYY WAIT A MINUTE I AM BIGGER THAN YOU ohhh ohhh i tink that it is time to go wrap wrap wrap fucking now wrap argh OHHH I BROKE DE ITTY BITTY HUMAN!!! OHHH WELLL"
1 S$=S$+" fucking well would!!! you should not talk about your brother like that anyway dok HEY HE IS AN ANIMAL JUST ASK OUR NEW MEMBER PSI-KO WHAT HE WAS LIKE WHEN I WAS ON THE FONE TO HIM!!! i did not say that he was not an animal!!! just that you should not talk about him like that OH FUCK OFF ohh ok then but i will be ba YES YES SOOOO YOU SAID NOW FUCK OFFF bu NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT i am not li FUCK OFF bastard thats what you a FU"
1 S$=S$+" SOLES OF MY BOOTS??? no i am going to blow you to frag!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???? it means that you are going to die!!!!!! HA HA HA HO HO HO YOU CANNOT KILL ME MY EGO IS LIKE A SHEILD OF STEEL!!! this bomb can attomize steel in seconds OHHH!!! I THINK THAT I AM GOING TO NEED A BIGGER STICK!!!!!!!!"
1 S$=S$+" PROGRAMMERS CAN DO KULL DEMOS AS WELL but they can allready do 'kull' demos its just us who are crap!!! LOOK YOU I TOLD YOU TO i know i know 'fuck off' right GOT IT IN ONE SO FUCK OFF ANYWAY I STAND CORRECTED BY ORSON SO I WILL START AGAIN I THINK THAT MORE SPECCY USERS SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND TRY AND 'SHOW US' HOW TO DO SOME REALLY KHULL STUFF OK!! GOOOD WE HAVE HAD A LOT OF HELP FROM VISION AND E-3 SO FAR (E-3 "
1 S$=S$+" INSPIRED US AS TO WHAT WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO IF WE REALLY TRIED!!!) BUT WE ARE CRAP AND CANT BE FUCKING BOTHERED SO WE ARE SHIT!!! AND THANKS TO PANDA GIRL AND CO FOR SENDING POPSNOG WE HAVE SENT A COPY DOWN TO ANDY DAVIS AS HIS COPY WAS FUCKED!!! I HOPE THAT YOU GOT THE DEMOS OK AND THAT NO-NONSENSE FINNALY WORKED BOGIE AND LA TOLD US IT WAS PROBABLY FUCKED DUE TO OUR SAVING THE BASIC OFF AS CODE SO WE HAVE CONVERTED IT TO "
1 S$=S$+" BASIC (BECAUSE WE THOUGT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA AT LEAST WE THOUGH IT WAS AT THE TIME) AND JUST ONE LAST THING (FOR ANYONE OUT THERE WHO CAN BOTHER THEIR FUCKING ARSES READING THIS FAR) YOU ARE SAD GO HOME YOU SHOULD HAVE PRESSED SPACE HOURS AGO ONLY PEOPLE LIKE US READ EVERY AMOUNT OF TEXT IN A DEMO (nuff said zuccini???) NO THANKS I'M TRYING TO "
1 S$=S$+" HERE WE GO YOU LOOSERS BWA HA HA HA (evil laugh) WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TEXT,MUSIC (GASP MUSIC!!! THAT STUFF DAT AINT IN HERE!!!) YEEEESSS ALL OF IT WRITTEN BY US AS WELL!!!! AND VIOLENCE LOTS OF IT AND COMPLETLEY UNCUT LANGUAGE AND LOADS OF REEALY FUNNY (funny???) OHHH I MEAN REALY BAD TEXT AND JOKES AND SARCASM!!! YEAHHH LOTS OF SARCASM OHHH AND LOTS OF MEEE!!! LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MEEEE!!!"
1 S$=S$+" BUT I LIKED IT!!! IN FACT I LIKED IT SOOO MUCH I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD LIKE TO STEAL IT AND I DID!!! THANKS TO BBC 1 FOR SHOWING THE TERMINATOR ON SATARDAY 23/7/94 IT WAS GREAT!!! NOW MOVE YOUR FAT USELESS ARSES AND SHOW TERMINATOR 2 SO I CAN RECORD IT YOU GIMPS!!! WAIT A MINUTE WELL NOT QUITE A MINUTE MORE LIKE 10 SECONDS WHAT IS THAT SMELL IT'S LIKE "
1 S$=S$+" BURNT MINCE!!! LIKE....... EUGH LIKE....... LIQUIDIZED FLAME GRILLED APRICOT BURGERS!!! IT CANNA BEEE OH NO IT CANNA BEEE IT IS!!!! ITS NOT IT BLOODY WELL IS YOU KNOW!!!! DINNER!!!! ITS ORSON'S DINNER kill you ya bastard!!! OOHHHH IT'S NOT ORSONS DINNER IT IIISSSS ORSON YUCK!!!"
1 S$=S$+" look what you have done you big alien bastard!!!! WHAT CAN I SAY!!! HOW ABOUT OOOPPPSSS I SPILLED MY PETROL ON YOU AGAIN!!! what??? BURN!!! VAWHOOSH REVISITED!!! ahh but that will not work now dok boy!!! WHAAA??? asbestos underpants!!!!! WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM???? UP SHIT CREEK????? noo but thats where you are!!! OHHH I AM TREMBLING WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO OOZE OVER THE"
1 S$=S$+" YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE GREETS TILL LATER WELL ARE YOU ALL NICE AND BORED NOW???? GOOOOOD WELL WE HAD BETTER JUST WARN YOU ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS WHICH ARE REQUIRED TO HAPPEN IN THE FOLLOWING PARTS WELL "
1 S$=S$+" OH YEAH AND SOME OF ORSON AS WELL!! THOUGH NOT AS MUCH AS MEEEE!!! WAHEY IM JUST BLOODY WUNDERFULLL!! AND I AM NOT BIG HEADED AT ALL WHOOOPS I JUST BOUNCED MY BONCE OFF OF THE MOON!!! NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR GREATEST DEMO YET!!! AND THANKS TO TERNIMADOR DEMO AND MY GOOD PAL 'MULTIFACE 3' FOR THE TWO SCREENS AND SORRY TO TMG FOR NICKING YOUR SCREENS I HOPE THAT YOU CAN FORGIVE ME "
1 S$=S$+" WELL THIS IS IT THEN BIT CRAP INIT!!!! NO IT IS'NT SO YOU LOT CAN GO GRIND YOUR MANGOS IN A MINCER!!!!! WHAT'S THAT???? WHERE IS ORSON???? I DONT KNOW THE LAST I SAW OF HIM WAS WHEN I HAD JUST LIQUIDISED HIM AND THEN BURNT HIM!!!! DID YOU NOT KNOW OF THIS???? OF COURSE NOT!!! COS OUR LAST DEMO ONLY SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO "
1 S$=S$+" F R A G G A B O O M hahahah dead boy death!!!! i am soo funny i could kill myself sometimes ugh arghh koff koff OOOKKK YA BASTICH!!!! TIME TO DO PART 2 I MEAN PART 3 SO SOD OFF!!!! i will keell you NOT UNTILL THE NEXT PART YOU WONT SUPERWRAPOVISION!!!!!!! "
1 S$=S$+" AND I AM DYING FOR A JOINT!!!! OR A PINT!!!! BOTH EVEN!!!!! WELL THERE PEOPLE WE WOULD SO MUCH LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THIS DEMO BUT WE ARE MISERABLE SODS SO GET LOST!!! STILL HERE OK THEN I SUPPOSE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME GREETS THEN WELL TOUGH SHIT YOU CANT HAHAHAH "
1 S$="WITH ENHANCED ENTELIGNENCERSES":
1 S$="WHAT SHOULD I DO THEN?????":
1 S$="THIS DISPLAY IS SHIT !!!!":
1 S$="HELLO.":
1 S$=" SOMETHING ABOUT IT EHH???":
1 S$=" HMMM WAIT A MINUTE":
1 S$=" I AM DOKTOR DEATH.....":
1 S$=" I AM A REALY BIG ALIEN ":
1 S$=" FFFZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!!!!":
1 S$=" HMM... THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!!!!! WARBLE WARBLE!!! IM BACK AND YOU CAN EXPECT MORE CRAP COMMIN YOUR WAY SOON AS WE ATTEMPT TO DO AN EVEN GREATER DEMO THAN ALL OF OUR LAST ONES PUT TOGETHER AND HOPEFULLY GET AWAY WITH PINCHING A FEW SCREENS AND WRITING A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS AND THE UNITED MINDS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SLAG OFF ANYONE WHICH THEY SEE FIT TO DO SO AND IN DOING SO THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO OFFEND AND ANNOY (genneraly) "
1 RADIO-ACTIVE PROTECTION UNIT
1 P]noro soft+harE
1 PUNCH ME!!!E7
1 PSICOPATH6
1 PSI-CO-CHIATRISTu:
1 PPY FAMILY
1 PLENTY OF METHS
1 PERUVIAN DESERT
1 P,N;S$(N):
1 OZ YOO SWOL
1 OUR NEWEST MEMB
1 OTHERS, JOINED
1 ORTANT NEWS BULLETI}
1 OON AS I T7
1 ONLY OTHER BOX LEFT
1 OK, PSI-CO,<
1 OF HAND, I'D LIK^
1 OCEAN SURVIVAL TENT
1 N}1ADMITTED}0H
1 NTERESTED?"
1 NT DO ANY$
1 NOT XMAS YET
1 NO NONSENSE=
1 NNA MAKE HIM WIERD]
1 NG SERIOUu!
1 MY FAVORITEg
1 MY EXTRAa@
1 MOS FLASK6
1 MEAN "BACK
1 MAYBE NO]*
1 MAGIC ANORAK, WHICH DOUB
1 M FOR APES, BUT
1 LIES BLEEe
1 LETTER 'I'
1 LEARNHOW2n)
1 Ks, TERMINATO
1 JUST EXPLAIN
1 ITS PSI-CI
1 ITS A WEAPON PSI-CO
1 IT'S RING]
1 IT'S MUCH LESS HASSL#
1 IT BY FIND/
1 ISY, RED CHAINSAWH4
1 INHABITANTS
1 INGS BETWEEN TOES
1 INCONVENIANCE" EH
1 INCONSPICUOUSLY PLACED
1 I;"AMAZING TEXT FROM DOK!";
1 I'M ORSON,x
1 I COULD GIVEe
1 I CAN HEAR
1 I AM KNACKERED
1 HUMANOID TYPE OBJECT
1 HIS GENES INTO
1 HE BROUGHTy
1 HAVING ONLY BABBOONS0
1 HAVE AN O.C.P. SCRAPB
1 HATES PART
1 GOODBYE PEOPLE OF EARTH.
1 GOOD JOBGu
1 GOD WAS GOING
1 GO, AS MY NEW
1 FROM ALCHEMIST P-
1 FOUR, THREE, TWO, AND ONE88
1 FOR 'P' MINUS SEVEN
1 FOLK EITHER
1 FIELDS BY ME
1 FEEL LIKE SHIT
1 ESPECIALLY
1 ERM, DOKM'
1 ER, HERE'S A TIP BEFORE I FINALLY LEV
1 E GIANT SAID:$*
1 DUCTIONS r
1 DREW SOME PICTURES IN THE
1 DONT PANIC
1 DIED BEFORE HE HAD]
1 DIDNT MEAN)
1 DECENT CONVERSATION#
1 D GET SOME TEA DOK
1 D FRENZY, WHICH WILL
1 CRAP-FOR-BRAIN
1 CONTACT ME AT:'
1 CEREBRAL
1 CERE.8
1 CERE.7
1 CERE.6
1 CERE.5 Z
1 CERE.4
1 CERE.3
1 CERE.2 n,
1 CERE.1
1 C E R E B R A L
1 C BOOKS, LUVELY MANSION ON MOUNT EVEREST, SNAR;(
1 By Chris Pile 1988.
1 BYTES OF TEXT WE*
1 BWA HA HA HA HAR!!!!!h
1 BUT I DONT SO I WONTzZ
1 BANNEROLL
1 BABEL BOY, GOT A LARGE STICK,o
1 B<E YA!
1 AUTOMATIC
1 ATHROOM COPBOARD
1 AT I HAD TOO
1 AS FUUUUCCCCKKK
1 ARRRGGHHHH
1 ARE HORRIBL
1 APRICOTS//
1 ANY WORMS LATELY
1 ANIMAL'S NOSE??? noooo
1 AND WHERE /
1 AND NOW I M
1 AMBULANCE SO
1 AMAZING, PATENTED, ER, DE-FLUFFER
1 ALSO HOW MANY TIMES I'VE CALLED
1 ACEEECA>@A
1 A$="WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS...":
1 A$="WELL, HOW ON EARTH DID YOU":
1 A$="THAT SECRET WAS MORE GUARDED":
1 A$="THAN FORT KNOX!!!":
1 A$="SPECIAL GUEST STAR!!!":
1 A$="SPECCY-RESET-MAN!!!":
1 A$="SPEAK FOR HIM NOW.":
1 A$="SO THERE.":
1 A$="SO NOW, I WILL INTRODUCE THE":
1 A$="PLEASE WAIT!":
1 A$="PART OF THIS DEMO.":
1 A$="OR IS THAT 'DEPACKING'?!":
1 A$="KNOW TO PRESS 'HID'???":
1 A$="IT IS...":
1 A$="I'M DOING IT!!!":
1 A$="HERE WE GO...":
1 A$="GIMME MA DEMO BAK!":
1 A$="GETTING INTO THE SECOND HIDDEN":
1 A$="FUCK YOU SUCKERS!!!":
1 A$="EH? WHAT DA FUK IS DIS?":
1 A$="DECRUNCHING THE CODE":
1 A$="C E R E B R A L"
1 A$="BWA HA HA HA HAR!!!!!":
1 A$="BUT HE CANT SPEAK, SO I WILL":
1 A$="ANYWAY, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN":
1 A$="? ? ? ? ?":
1 A VERY LARGEP
1 A SHEEP IFV
1 A DAY OR SO,
1 A CIGARETT
1 A CHEAP PLUG;
1 A 6 FOOT RAT RUNNi
1 A +D DISK DRIV
1 ?<dlLOOH@i
1 >UNFORTUNATELY
1 >>YYEE]]UU]]>>
1 ;"WARNING-"'''"COPIUS AMOUNTS OF BAD LANGUAGE"'"ARE IN THIS DEMO SO MAKE SURE"'"YOUR GRANNIES AND KIDDIES"'"DON'T LOOK!":
1 ;"The End.";
1 ;"The Eastern world is exploding"''
1 ;"THE UNITED MINDS";
1 ;"PRESS ANY KEY!":
1 ;"PRESENT FOR YOUR SUFFERING"
1 ;"ORSON, PSI-CO, AND DOK";
1 ;"LICENCED TO ALL BUT PRISM.":
1 ;"If anyone has got any M.C books"'"you'd like to sell, then please"'"contact us."''"Or, if you dont want to sell"'"your M.C book, please tell us"'"the name of it, and the author"'"of it, so we can get a copy!!"''"Contact:"''"Orson"'"34 Roman Crescent"'"Old Kilpatrick"'"Glasgow G60 5JU Scotland."''"Dok"'"249 Dumbarton Road"'"Old Kilpatrick"'"Glasgow G60 5NQ Scotland.":
1 ;"Chemical crazy Ozzy Ozzy,"'"released just 13 milligrams"'"of his patented halluciogenics"'"into the air over a witches"'"meeting."''"The result was that the witches"'"were mutated into large, green,"'"flolloping matresses, but every"'"person who saw them, thought"'"that they were small, fluffy"'"pink ";
1 ;"CHAPTER 3!";
1 ;"CHAPTER 3 REVISED AND REMEMBERED";
1 ;"CHAPTER 2!";
1 ;"CHAPTER 1!";
1 ;"CEMICAL CRAZY OZZY OZZY,"'"RELEASED JUST 13 MILLIGRAMS OF"'"HIS PATENTED MICRO-HALUCIOGENICS"'"IN TO THE AIR AT A WITCHES"'"HABBAT ...BLA BLA AND RHUBARB"''"I CANT REMEMBER THE REST OF"'"THE BLOODY STORY!"
1 ;"Booom!"''''
1 ;"All along the watch-tower,"'"giant pits containing flesh"'"eating centipedes have been set"'"up to catch unwary travellers."'"More than a million have died"'"in the past year alone."'''''
1 ;" ":
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1 23638-0337":
1 23638-0129":
1 0]WAP DEMOS
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1 .>THEN DOK PULLED
1 .>OH WELL,
1 -]do20]249 dumbarton roadHJ]ld kilpatrick{-]glasgowm%]g60 5nqZM]scotland
1 -PANDAGIRL SAID S
1 ,a;"MAY 1995 REMIX ":
1 ,,ll``xx@@~~~~o
1 , NICE LOOKING HOUSE OVER TOXIC DUMP!,
1 +^+V+~+N++++"
1 (]y languag[
1 (]ORSON?>]34 ROMAN CRESCENT%>]LD KILPATRICK
1 (YES, I ALWAYS COULD,
1 (GRUNT, MINERAL WATER
1 (GROWL, SCR
1 ']yeah, hi, rememq
1 'S ROTATIONR
1 'S HEAD SOWN BACK ON
1 ' V E C U T
1 &_d$$c&__e$c__
1 $] 'INNER UNIVERSE' COM
1 #"a\"c\"e\
1 "speedy tomatoes"
1 "hey dickhea
1 "crazy sample two" 8
1 "]EEN FROM 'THE TERMINATOR' GAMEo ]ORRY
1 "SORRY, WE ONLY DO
1 "HMMM....","THAT'S ALL VERY WELL....","BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS","ON ANYTHING BUT A +2B??","ANSWER?","COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCK UP!!","SO NOW WE BEGIN THIS PART","WITH A CUSTOMIZED SCREEN"
1 "HELLO AND WELCOME","TO PART 3 OF THIS DEMO CALLED","C E R E B R A L"," ","PLEASE WAIT","ATTEMPTING TO DECRUNCH"," ","WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS!","(or something)"," "
1 "Apricots, and killed them."'''
1 ">~!I~"C~!J~
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1 over 10000bytes long,J!
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